What movies have not aged well?

Goldfinger

You Only Live Twice

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Why do I like to eat my own cum?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

From Russia With Love

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The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

What is life without a job?

The Man with the Golden Gun

-All the bad guys are black.

Dr No

Why do some people never get to on a date even though they wanted to? Are they just too ugly and weird for everybody?

-”Ah so!”

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

A View to a Kill

What are some tips for balancing chores, work, and family life as an adult with children?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-”She is very sexyful!”

Can I see some anal hole?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Live and Let Die

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Have you ever had sex with your mother-in-law? If so, how was it and did your wife ever find out?

Octopussy

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-J W Pepper

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

What is your craziest college sex story?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Moonraker

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

I told my 13-year-old daughter that she should never start a fight, but has my permission to end it. She got suspended for ending a fight that some other girl picked with her by hitting her then retreating. How do I handle the school’s response?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Diamonds Are Forever

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

What's the point of gender reassignment surgery which doesn't change a person's chromosomes?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Why is Russia always right? All eyes toward Russian glory!